Conversation with Mike (husband)

Mike:  Oh I see how it is.

Me:  Huh? (sitting at my desk)

Mike:  Your webpage says you’re married, but you don’t mention my name, but you mention the kids’ names.

Me:  What?  What page?

Mike:  Your Rosalind Hartmann one.

Me:  My website?

Mike:  The Rosalind Hartmann one.

Me:  My facebook page?

Mike:  The Rosalind Hartmann author one.

Me:  Yeah the facebook.

Mike:  No, the author one.

Me:  (pauses)  I have too many pages.